2006-04-09 23:40

Buying atonement

Filed under:, by Jason M

a.k.a. how to buy off guilt for having it so good, and still get into Heaven

LEFTIES

$1-2/day x 20 working days/month x 12 months = $240-480/year

-and/or –

$21,725 (MSRP) – $300 annually in gas savings

RIGHTIES

$10/Sunday into the collection plate x 52 weeks per year – those 20 weeks gone on vacation or fishing or “work” = $320/year – and/or –

$87.60 for sendoff party once per year + $1.60 international postage 1x/ month for letters to missionaries in South Molucca
= $106.80

2 Comments for Buying atonement

  1. Comment by Julie T on 10 April 2006, 13:26

  2. Comment by JasonM on 11 April 2006, 06:38

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